His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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