all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
