Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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