Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
