It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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