Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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