I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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