why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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