First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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