so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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