six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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