I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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