We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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