The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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