I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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