I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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