I'm jealous of your bromance
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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