okay pat passed out under dana's car
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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