just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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