no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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