how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
