So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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