let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
