time to smoke my breakfast
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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