omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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