It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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