So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it was like eating out sand paper
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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