Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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