she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
They have beer where we have blood.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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