so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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