You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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