Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize