I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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