dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
