i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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