dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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