well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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