I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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