I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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