i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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