Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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