There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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