It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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