It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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