Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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