I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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