I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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