dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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