If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
