Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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