She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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