yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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