dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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