You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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