I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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