We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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