shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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