The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
